Friday, June 29, 2012

Gary Owens on Karrine "Superhead" Steffans

Pic of the Day

Kalahari Desert

Movie of the Day

Title: The Jerk
Director: Carl Reiner
Writers: Steve Martin, Carl Gottlieb, Michael Elias
Starring: Steve Martin, Bernadette Peters, M. Emmet Walsh, Jackie Mason, Dick O'Neill Mabel King

Song of the Day

Title: Same Girl
Artist. R. Kelly feat. Usher
Album: Double Up



[R. Kelly]

Yo Ush..

[Usher]
What up Kells

[R. Kelly]
Wanna introduce you to this girl. Think I really love this girl.

[Usher]
Yeah...

[R. Kelly]
Man she's so fine.

[Usher]
Straight up dog...

[R. Kelly]
She stands about 5'4", coka cola, red bone

[Usher]
Damn...

[R. Kelly]
She drives a black Durango license plate say Angel tattoo on her ankle plus she's making pesos.

Gotta crib on Peachtree, right on 17th street and I call her Te Te.
[Usher]
Wait a minute hold on dog. Do she got a crib? By the waffle house?
Do she got a beauty mark on the left side of her mouth?
Went to Georgia Tech? Works for TBS? Man I can't believe this shit. Damn!!

[R. Kelly]
Tell me what's wrong dog what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind.

[Usher]
Man I didn't know that you were talkin' 'bout her.

[R. Kelly]
So man you telling me you know her?

[Usher]
Do I know her? Like a pastor know his word.

[Chorus]
We messing with the same girl, the same girl.

[R. Kelly]
How could the love of my life and my potential wife be the same girl?

[Usher]
Man I can't believe that we've been messing with the same girl, the same girl.

[R. Kelly]
Thought she's someone I could trust but she's been doubling up with us.
U, K, man we been messing with same girl.

[Usher]
See I met her at this party in ATLANTA!!

[R. Kelly]
Well I met her at this party in CHICAGO!!

[Usher]
She came right up to me giving me conversation.
I said "do you gotta a man?"
she said "no" with no hesitation.

[R. Kelly]
Well, it must be a music thing 'cause she said the same to me.
At party all in my face while I'm laughing and buying her drinks

[Usher]
She whispered in my ear and said "can you take me home?"

[R. Kelly]
ME TOO!! Man she was in the Chi singing that same song

[Usher]
Is that true?

[R. Kelly]
And I thought it was true confessions when she said "I LOVE YOU".

[Usher]
Man I thought her body was calling when she said "I WANT YOU".
Look I even got some pictures on my phone.

[R. Kelly]
Look at there. There she is with some boy shorts on.

[Chorus]
She's the apple of my eye and my potential wife.
Man I just can't believe that we've been messing around with the same damn girl.
Thought she was someone I could trust but she's been doubling up with both of us.

[Usher]
Said she got me on a ring tone

[R. Kelly]
Are you talking about the pink phone?

[Usher]
Uh uh the blue one

[R. Kelly]
Man she told me that was turned off.

[Usher]
It's obvious that she's been playing us, playing us.

[R. Kelly]
'cause constantly she's been lying to us, lying to us.

[Usher]
Don't like the way that she's been going 'bout, going 'bout.
Kells what you think that we should do about it, about it?

[R. Kelly]
Call her up at her home.
She won't know that I'm on the phone.

[Usher]
Yeah man that's the way.

[R. Kelly]
Homie we about to bust this trick.
Ask her to meet up with you and I'm going to show up too

[Usher]
And she won't know what to do.

[R. Kelly]
We'll be standing there singing.

[Chorus till fade]



Artist of the Day

George Bellows, 1882-1925, American painter

Thought of the Day

If "hot as hell" is a popular expression, then why doesn't anyone say "cold as heaven"?

Quote of the Day

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real. - Tupac Shakur

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Children at Risk! Rock Music is Corrupting the Youth!

Pic of the Day

Iggy Azalea and T.I.



Movie of the Day

Title: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Director: George Roy Hill
Writer: William Goldman
Starring: Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Katharine Ross, Strother Martin, Henry Jones, Jeff Corey

Song of the Day

Title: Bullet with Butterfly Wings
Artist: The Smashing Pumpkins
Album: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness



The world is a vampire, sent to drain

Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
And what do I get, for my pain?
Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game

Even though I know - I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold - like old Job

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

Now I'm naked, nothing but an animal
But can you fake it, for just one more show?
And what do you want?
I want to change
And what have you got, when you feel the same

Even though I know - I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold - like old Job

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

Tell me I'm the only one
Tell me there's no other one
Jesus was the only son, yeah
Tell me I'm the chosen one
Jesus was the only son for you

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
And someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage


Despite all my rage am I still just a rat in a-
Despite all my rage am I still just a rat in a-
Despite all my rage am I still just a rat in a cage


Tell me I'm the only one
Tell me there's no other one
Jesus was the only son for you

And I still believe that I cannot be saved [4x]

Artist of the Day

David Alfaro Siqueiros, 1896-1974, Mexican muralist

Thought of the Day

I wish you could hire a dream interpreter to sit next to your bed each night and explain your dreams immediately upon waking up before you forget them.

Quote of the Day

When it starts to seem like you have popped into bed with a specific party, it makes it difficult for people to believe you are not doing someone else's bidding for them. - Rachel Maddow

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Pic of the Day

Cliffs of Moher, County Clare, Ireland

Movie of the Day

Title: The Expendables
Director: Sylvester Stallone
Writers: David Callaham, Sylvester Stallone
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger

Song of the Day

Title: Make My
Artist: The Roots feat. Big K.R.I.T. and Dice Raw
Album: Undun

Artist of the Day

Jenny Holzer, 1950-present, American conceptual artist

Thought of the Day

If a heterosexual person refers to himself as 'straight,' doesn't that imply a homosexual is 'crooked,' or any other of many stigmatizing adjectives? The PC crowd needs to further investigate this issue if they haven't found a solution.

Quote of the Day

According to the law of nature it is only fair that no one should become richer through damages and injuries suffered by another. - Cicero

Monday, June 25, 2012

Bill Hader Impersonating James Carville

Pic of the Day

Tools of ignorance

Movie of the Day

Title: Stranger than Fiction
Director: Marc Forster
Writer: Zach Helm
Starring: Will Ferrell, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Dustin Hoffman, Queen Latifah, Emma Thompson, Tony Hale



Song of the Day

Title: Slither
Artist: Velvet Revolver
Album: Contraband




Hey, hey, hey

When you look you see right through me
Cut the rope, fell to my knees
Born and broken every single time

Always keep me under finger
That's the spot where you run to me
Might see some type of pleasure in my mind

Yeah, here comes the water
It comes to wash away the sins of you and I
This time you see

Hey, hey, hey

When you seek me you destroy me
Rape my mind and smell the poppies
Born and bloodied every single time

Always keep me under finger
That's the spot where you might linger
But I see some type of pleasure in my mind

Yeah, here comes the water
It comes to wash away the sins of you and I
This time you see
Like holy water
It only burns you faster than you'll ever dry
This time with me

[guitar solo]

When you look you see right through me
Cut the rope, fell to my knees
Born and bloodied
Every single time

Yeah, here comes the water
It comes to wash away the sins of you and I
This time you see
Like holy water
It only burns you faster than you'll ever dry
This time with me

Hey, hey, hey

Artist of the Day

John Wesley, 1928-present, American painter

Thought of the Day

I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt that said, "FARMERS," with a picture of a man karate kicking a cow. I will be trying to decipher the meaning of this shirt for a long time.

Quote of the Day

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs. - Tommy Lasorda

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Drunk History


Pic of the Day

Rowdy Roddy Piper

Movie of the Day

Title: Top Gun
Director: Tony Scott
Writers: Jim Cash, Jack Epps, Jr.
Starring: Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis, Val Kilmer, Anthony Edwards, Tom Skerritt, Michael Ironside, Meg Ryan, Rick Rossovich, Whip Hubley, James Tolkan



Song of the Day


Title: Danger Zone
Artist: Kenny Loggins
Album: Top Gun Soundtrack


Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go

[Chorus]
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone

Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the track
And shovin' into overdrive

[Chorus]
Highway to the Danger Zone
I'll take you
Right into the Danger Zone

You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity

[Chorus 3x]
Highway to the Danger Zone
Gonna take you
Right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone

Artist of the Day

Grandma Moses, 1860-1961, American painter

Thought of the Day

There should be a show like Jersey Shore where a group of guidos/guidettes live together, only the cast should all be transexuals. It could be called IT-alians.

Quote of the Day

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Talib Kweli: Ghetto Philosopher, First Black Man to Pilot an Aircraft

Pic of the Day

Protecting the world from terrorists, one poppy field at a time

Movie of the Day

Title: Speed
Director: Jan de Bont
Writers: Graham Yost, Joss Whedon
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock, Jeff Daniels, Joe Morton, Alan Ruck, Glenn Plummer, Richard Lineback

Song of the Day

Title: Regrets
Artist: Jay-Z
Album: Reasonable Doubt





Stress
Sunshine, geyeah

I sold it all from crack to o-pium, in third person
I don't wanna see 'em, so I'm rehearsin'
With my peoples outta GM, from a remote lo-cation
In the BM, scopin' the whole situation like, "Dayamm,"
Metamorphic, as the dope turns to cre-am
But one of these buyers got eyes like a Korean
It's difficult to read 'em, the windows to his soul
Are half closed, I put the key in
Pulled off slow, hopin' my people flee-in
Chink tried to knock the only link that tied me in
Coppers was watchin' us through nighttime binoculars
This time they got us on tape, exchangin' dope for dollars
Make me wanna, holler back at the crib in the sauna
Prayin' my people bailed out like Time Warner
Awaitin' call, from his kin not the coroner
Phone in my hand, nervous confined to a corner
Beads of sweat second thoughts on my mind
How can I ease the stress and learn to live with these regrets
This time... stress... givin' this shit up... fuck

[Chorus]
This is the number one rule for your set
In order to survive, gotta learn to live with regrets
On the, rise to the top, many drop, don't forget
In order to survive, gotta learn to live with regrets
This is the number one rule for your set
In order to survive, gotta learn to live with regrets
And through our travels we get seperated, never forget
In order to survive, gotta learn to live with regrets

As sure as this, Earth is turning souls burning
In search of higher learning turning in every direction seeking direction
My moms cryin' cause her insides are dyin'
Her son tryin' her patience, keep her heart racin'
A million beats a minute, I know I push you to your limit
But it's this game love, I'm caught up all in it
They make it so you can't prevent it, never give it
You gotta take it, can't fake it I keep it authentic
My hand got this pistol shakin', 'cause I sense danger
Like Camp Crystal Lake and
Don't wanna shoot him, but I got him, trapped
Within this infrared dot, 'bout to hot him and, hit rock bottom
No answers to these trick questions, no time shit stressin'
My life found I got ta live for the right now
Time waits for no man, can't turn back the hands
Once it's too late, gotta learn to live with regrets

[Chorus 2: 2x]
You used to hold me, told me that I was the best
Anything in this world I want I could posess
All that made me want is all that I could get
In order to survive, gotta learn to live with regrets...(when I was young)

I found myself reminiscin', remember this one
When he was here he was crazy nice with his son
I miss him, long as I'm livin' he's livin' through memories
He's there to kill all my suicidal tendencies
In heaven lookin' over me, or in hell, keepin' it cozy
I'm comin' life on these streets ain't what it's supposed to be
Remember Newton, mutual friend well me and him feudin'
On your life I tried to talk to him
But you know niggaz, think they guns can stop foe niggaz
Frontin like they're, Big Willie but really owe niggaz
Hoe niggaz, this year I'm sho' niggaz think I'm slippin'
I'm bought to send you a roommate, no bullshittin'
For my hustle's goin' too well to hit him
You was right niggaz want you to be miserable wit em
Anyway, I ain't tryin' to hear it, I think I'm touched
This whole verse I been talkin' to your spirit, a little too much

[Chorus 1: 2x]

Roc-A, Roc-A, Roc-A, Roc-A-Fella y'all

Artist of the Day

LeRoy Neiman, 1921-present, American painter

Thought of the Day

Hip-hop has probably done more for race relations in its thirty-odd years of existence than the so-called civil rights leaders, politicians, and academics who've been lambasting hip-hop since its inception.

Quote of the Day

I can not believe that war is the best solution. No one won the last war, and no one will win the next war. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Monday, June 18, 2012

Mos Def and Cornel West on Real Time

Pic of the Day

ODB and Method Man
ODB & Method Man, My favorite MC'S both from Wu-Tang.

Movie of the Day

Title: Coming to America
Director: John Landis
Writers: David Sheffield, Barry W. Blaustein
Starring: Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall, James Earl Jones, Shari Headley, John Amos, Eriq La Salle, Vanessa Bell, Louie Anderson, Madge Sinclair, Samuel L. Jackson





Song of the Day

Title: Last Name London
Artist: Theophilus London
Album: Timez Are Weird These Days


And this here is my destiny

And it felt more fuckers death for me
Last night, evil stole my heart but somehow the feeling resurrected me
So don't stop now keep testing me
And you can talk your shit but have a check for me
And if your whole team feel I don't deserve to be in hip-hop
Tell them they can get off my Herbie Hancock
It's more refresh than breath could be
And if you don't know I tell you what's next for me, for me
From a bird's view, from the third view
In the sky without no curfew
From a bird's view, in the sky without no curfew
I know you've been waiting for the thunder
Let's give them an Indian summer

[Hook]
Last name London, first name Theophilus, Theophilus, Theophilus
Last name London, first name Theophilus, Theophilus, Theophilus
Last name London, first name Theophilus, Theophilus, Theophilus
Last name London, first name Theophilus, Theophilus, Theophilus

People back to call me caps, and when you gonna drop that new shit
Homeboy it's Theophilus the son they wrote no more than ten full of shit
Pick, pick up the phone, it's a girl trying to interview speakin' my cool shit
Is she coming over, fifty fifty win no home takin' no job
Oh shit, the whole city covered in white, she discovered the light
Yeah, and she gettin' naked on Skype and now she wear my Nike Airs
I ain't gon' bow down to no mami about that and you know mine
I'm gonna say that's cold, huh? 
I don't battle, I come grind, g-g-get broke to come grind

[Hook]
And this here black excellence, it's a nation of doomed black wrestlin'
I give them the elbow like Dwayne Johnson
I'm on Elizabeth like Steve Austin
I'm with a rap chick that feed option got hair red like D Rodman
Can't stop now, homie keep boppin'
You a day one fan nigga keep rockin'
Black terrorist full flexion so cops shoo me shoo me for the next trip
We go for blaze on some next shit, they call me flavor cause I rap shit
We bite you T-Rexin', popo in the back we wrap shit, a super bad savior
Do you a favor, keep gettin' your paper

[Hook]

Artist of the Day

Paul Wonner, 1920-2008, American abstract expressionist painter

Thought of the Day

I wonder if Wayne Rooney realizes he's playing the wrong kind of football.

Quote of the Day

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Pic of the Day

The Iron Horse and The Sultan of Swat

Movie of the Day

Title: The Pride of the Yankees
Director: Sam Wood
Writers: Jo Swerling, Herman J. Mankiewicz
Starring: Gary Cooper, Teresa Wright, Walter Brennan, Babe Ruth, Dan Duryea

Song of the Day

Title: Santeria
Artist: Sublime
Album: Sublime



I don't practice santeria 
I ain't got no crystal ball
Well, I had a million dollars but I 
I spent it all 
If I could find that Heina and that Sancho that she's found
Well I'd pop a cap in Sancho and I'd slap her down

What I really wanna know
My baby, what I really want to say I can't define
Well it's love
That I need, oh 
But my soul will have to
Wait till I get back find heina of my own
Daddy's gonna love one and all

I feel the break 
Feel the break
Feel the break and I got to live it out
Oh, yeah huh, well I swear that I-I
What I really wanna know, my baby
What I really want to say I can't define 
Got love, make it go-o-o
My soul will have to

Ohhh, what I really wanna say
My baby
What I really wanna say is I've got mine
And I'll make it, yes, I'm comin' up

Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide
Daddy's got a new .45
And I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down Sancho's throat
Believe me when I say that I got somethin' for his punk ass
What I really wanna know, my baby
Oh what I really wanna say is there's just one
Way back
And I'll make it, yea
But my soul will have to wait 
Yeah, yeah, yeah